Thank you, Love, Sex, and Marriage, for the signal honor you have bestowed on my blog. You have graced me with the Sensual Blogger Award, and I am proud, yet humble.
The SBA comes with the responsibility of answering seven questions, writing a sensuous paragraph to prove you deserve the honor, and nominating some deserving recipients. Here are my responses:
1. Describe your last sexual experience in 3 words. (Not a question, I know, but deal with it.)
sweet dirty fuck
2. What did you think about last time you masturbated?
my baby’s teeth sinking into me here, there, waking my flesh with sharp intimations of attention to come.
3. What’s your number one hard limit, no exceptions?
I would not enjoy poop.
4. What’s the easiest/quickest way for you to get off?
Seriously, it’s all easy, and quickness isn’t a goal for men. I’m usually looking for the easiest/quickest way to get her off, and I think it’s all in her head. I loved the time when we hadn’t seen each other for weeks, and I barely touched her mound through her panties and she came instantly, effortlessly. I’d love to know what was playing in her head at that moment.
5. What movie, not porn, do you find the most arousing?
Mulholland Drive (Is that porn?)
6. If you had to have, or do have, a fetish, what is it?
I’m interested in learning more about pain and bondage.
7. Anal sex… you like it or no?
Anal sex is the dirtiest way to own someone, to use them for pleasure and make them like being used. So the answer is, yes, I like.
8. And the bonus paragraph of erotica… The prompts include: a kiwi, a sharp knife, an erection and an orgasm.
So this paragraph would involve an Australian girl lashing a middle-aged American tourist to the deck of a sailboat in a storm. The rain, wind, lightning pounds them both as she cuts his clothes off with a sharp knife. She kneels over him, fucking his wet face while she bends to envelope his erection in her lips. The boat rocks dangerously in the storm, and the flashes of lightning and cracks of thunder mingle with their cries of pleasure and the rush of their simultaneous orgasms as the the ropes holding him down snap, and they are swept overboard to drown together, locked in a 69 embrace as they sink slowly, happily to the ocean floor.
Sharing the honor:
This part is always confusing because so many bloggers deserve recognition, but many of them have already received the honor, so some of my favorites had to come off my list. Yet some bloggers you are sure would have been awarded the honor have been missed…. So it’s an imperfect list, but I am listing the first several awesome bloggers who come to mind. Please have your way with the same 8 questions. The prompts for # 8 are “rope”, “school”, “impossible”, and “discover”.